October 18

Greetings, salutations, and a grand Texas welcome to the fun filled second day of the Miss Gay USofA at Large Pageant. Toto, I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore (or Arkansas for that matter). I hope everyone is enjoying the times here in Houston. I know that by now, some are enjoying Texas more than others. . 

It appears that the most happening place in Houston is the fourth floor hallway. If you have not dropped by yet, you should. The cute boys from Minneapolis really now how to throw a street party. Well, a hall party. Many a backup dancer/dresser/hairstylist could be found camped out there. The favorite hors d’oeuveres seemed to be Taco Bell. Who knew.

 Now on to the adventures of the girls from Illinois. Seems that Miss Anita Mann, aka now a MAN Phillip is smitten with one of Christina Knight’s lovely back-up dancers. Could that be Peter? Christina herself is desperate top get her name in print, so she is planning on doing something guilty with the lovely hunk of a hairdresser employed by Kelexis Davenport. Now, you would think that that was enough tea for the first day from Miss Iowa and her crew, but wait, there is more. Her lovely dresser, Kathy, has been craving a visit to Mahogany Knights love nest. She is quoted as saying if she visited, she might not come back. Heaven knows what she would be doing in there, but it does involve earning the title of HEAD dresser. 

For those of you who are wondering why there is no runway here at Rich’s-Houston, just ask Mahogany, she will be glad to fill you in on why she doesn’t want one. Diva De Paris, I hope you had a fun night, the spirit of Chelsea Pearl certainly seemed to be flowing on after the bar closed. Party on Sister friend. I know you know how to! While here in the fair hamlet of Houston, make sure and give a special “thank you” to manager of Rich’s, Jerry Ramsey. He certainly know s how to treat a lady. Thank You 

Till the sun filled sky of Texas awakens once again, Play safe, Be Happy, and remember I am always and forever ... 
Yours, 
Bette

Greetings, salutations, and a grand Stars of the USofA welcome to the third day of the Miss USofA pageant. Since our last edition, things have sure been busy. And so have the boys and girls. Where oh where to start. Seems that a very nice promoter, who shall remain nameless, (Andrew, I told you I would not tell any gossip about you) made a shopping trip to the local “ghetto” mall. While on this excursion, accompanied by a Miss USofA top five contestant, made a little stop for a nail treatment. Picture this manly man, with his feet in bags of hot wax. Kinda scary? 

Now, if any one knows how to get to the closest truck stop, please stop by room 312 and let the residents know. They are looking for a little trucker sex. Now after the contest, things certainly were a lot more exciting. Miss India Black was caught with her face in somebody’s crotch. Pictures are below. Can anybody identify the face attached to this body. We have a hint. This former National Title holder likes to hang out in Hick-rock, NC. Have we figured it out yet? Rest assured he did leave his pants on and closed the whole time. 

Speaking of National Title holders, Miss Denise Russell did quite the job entertaining in the hallway tonight. Now if only she can find her glasses, all will be happy. Moving down the list , we come to the fabulous chicken eating MC of the week, Miss Dena Cass. Not only did she pee on the microphone tonight, she took the crowd to places they may never want to visit again. How many National Contests can you go to where the National Titleholders will eat chicken off the floor. Now I am forced to admit that my slightly older sister has been on her best behavior this week. She is trying to change that however, can someone please give her and Andrew directions to the nearest dirty bookstore. 

Now for some more exciting news. It seems that Nikki Stephens has perfected a new talent. I understand that she enjoys feeding cheese to the lovely Lance. Now this is not because she is a real lady, but rather this seems to help keep him quiet. If his mouth is full of cheese, he can’t whine or puke. 

 Kristina Knight was not happy getting her name in the paper (only once)yesterday, I think she was hoping for more talk about her. So, here goes, according to her backup dancers, she is a little distraught about who had custody of her cake, and why did it get left out in the rain. Can someone recommend a good therapist here in Houston. It also seems that Miss Knight is suffering from a drinking problem. She has not mastered the art of keeping the high quality beer, in the deluxe beer can, from spilling on the floor of the 4th floor hallway. 

Now for some unconfirmed information, seems that Dieta Pepsi is having license problems. The Oklahoma State Troopers have recently suspended her chicken eating license. I think that they have placed it with another suspended license of hers. I will be looking for more details. Food service update, I have been informed that the main course on a few peoples menu is Nacho. 

The competition for Miss Congeniality is well under way. The front runners right now seems to be Miss Desiree Luv Everett. She is offering pillows, blankets, and the occasional blow job to all voting contestants. A close second would have to go to Miss Kitty Litter. I have never seen a better performance. In spite of the horrid things that were being said about this talent performer, she just turned the other cheek., (and then reached for a take out burger, who knew?) 

Oh, back to the subject of Miss Desiree Luv, for those that are interested, she has found a fabric store with a lovely cow printed patent leather, If you would like some, you will have to go to the store and pay the $14.00 a yard for it. She said that she was disappointed that her purse was way to small. Innocent flower that I am, I did not understand the connotations that brought up, until it was explained to me. 

Next up, Gino, where were you all night, seems that your room mate was a little concerned about you. That was until everyone else in the hall said you were visiting the third floor. Hmmmmm. For those that remember from last year, seems that Makea is still looking for her morning cup of Kofi, or is that Kofi is looking for her morning cup of Makea. Stay tuned for more details on this continuing saga tomorrow. 

Finally, one last tidbit, seems that Jamie has been quite the busy little boy, oops man. He may have had to wait for dinner, but he got his dessert in a hurry. We know this, since the ever helpful Miss Dena Cass was close by. When he seemed to have some to a mental block, and did not know what to do next with his gentleman caller, Dena ran over and began to give instructions. Her goal for the night was to make sure that she had 2 very satisfied customers. For others that need help in there sexual skills, Dena is available for private lessons, just give her a call to schedule them. 

Now kids, till we reach the final day of our experience, Play safe, Be Happy, and remember I am always and forever ... Yours, 
Bette